1. Five days into Winter and record snow fall has blanketed much of the United States much to the disappointment of liberals like Al Gore who has made 100’s of millions of dollars scaring the world with his nonsense of melting ice caps.
2. Charlie Sheen appears to have relapsed as Aspen police were called out at 8:34 Christmas Day. Sheen was arrested for felony domestic battery after being up all night boozing. Sheen, who has been an outspoken critic of war and supporter of diplomacy, should take some of his own advice.
3. Apple stock hit an all-time high on Thursday as rumors are circulating that the innovative company will be announcing “iPad”– a tablet computer that is said to operate on the iPhone software and is said to be a computer, digital book reader, and portable video device all wrapped up in one. Of interesting note, Apple is also rumored to have purchased the domain name, iSlate.com. Looks like the Kindel will become so yesterday after the iPad is launched if the rumors prove to be true.
4. Retailers are expecting a strong December 26th since the day after Christmas falls on a Saturday. Best Buy and Walmart are extending their holiday discounts in an effort to lure more shopper into their stores. Take it from me, the best deals can be found after the third week of January.
5. Terror in the skies over the United States struck again on Christmas as a radical Muslim attempted to kill hundreds of Christians on their most holy of days. Saved by a miracle, the plane was able to land safely and the terrorist oppressed gentleman was taken into custody where he will surely be provided his Miranda rights, an attorney paid for by US taxpayers, his Koran, hot cooked meals appropriate for his faith, a warm bed, and a comfortable living environment.
